Sunday, November 28, 2010

Je Me Souviens

I'm in Quebec, and I've made some observations about the French language.

In America, "dead-end" calls to mind a sad little street that literally dies on you. "Cul-de-sac" calls to mind a nice suburban, residential street which ends with a neat curve, perhaps with some flowers near the curb and plenty of room for a comfortable u-turn. When the bus pulled into its first stop in Montreal, it turned onto a street with a sign saying "cul-de-sac." To my disappointment it was just a plain dead end.

In America the word "overt" is always used to mean "figuratively open," and is often used in a high-falutin' way. In Quebec, stores have signs saying "ouvert" to let people know that they're open for business.

It is a bit amusing to hear Americans speaking French with an unabashedly American accent, as in the sentence "Don't park there! It's an arret d'autobus."

On a practical note, if you ever gain control over a province, don't force people to speak your language. It's not very nice.

20 comments:

  1. Is it practical to think that I'll ever be gaining control over a province?

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  2. If you don't force 'em to speak you language you'll find it hard to be a proper dictator. Besides, you'll have no one to talk to, but then you've got Joeseph Heller at your side so I guess it's alright.

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  3. I don't either recommend that those who gain control over provinces become dictators.

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  4. But then you lose out on a history rich with anarchy. (Which might not be so fun if you're the one being revolted against but it does make it all very exciting.)

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  5. Hi just found your blog. As an american french speaking native I can say that there is nothing more romantic than an American speaking french. E, are you Lubavitch?

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  6. Really e? You're a Lubavitcher? Who knew?!

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  7. Did you not hear me proclaim loudly that one can be an atheist and a lubavitcher?

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  8. you must have been trashed, this took place over Sukkos.

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  9. Come on, e says lots of things, I'm expected to remember everything he spouts?

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  10. But this was delivered with great pomp and fanfare.

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  11. standing on a bench, ranting, the whole caboodle.

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  12. Again, e, I've heard you rant so many times, many of them with great pomp and fanfare- besides, was this on Shmini Atzeres?

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  13. it was on shmini atzeres, and the pomp and fanfare was unusual.

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  14. And I had made kiddush on smirnoff mere hours before...

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  15. Wait, e, you consider yourself a Lubavitcher? I think this calls for a blog post of its own.

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  16. If you can be Jewish and not religious, why can't you be Lubavitch and not religious? I even know a guy who's a Detroit-style anti and not religious.

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Forth shall ye all hold.