Great! I got to use hyphens and "or lack thereof" in the same title!
Back to business, here are some things people have said to me regarding my appearance:
"Oh. I thought your were rolling it up." --roommate
"Did you dye your beard?" --longtime bosom buddy (For some reason, my beard looks redder now.)
"Did you gell it back?" --a bochur who was rather disturbed at my unforgivable actions, after he figured out what had happened
"Looking snazzy!" --my sis, who proceeded to tell me which spots I left out, and recommended getting a barber on the case.