Monday, May 18, 2009

Reinforcing the Old Scruples

Check out this mathematical proof that girls are evil

36 comments:

  1. I've seen that.

    I have also been called the yetzer hara.

    Your loss. We rock!

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  2. Mottel & TRS: Agree I do agree.

    C, what kind of speach is that for an aidel maidel?

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  3. What did I say wrong?

    (I purposely did not say "sucks for you")

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  4. aideleh meidelach do not mock bochurimn who adhere to old-fashioned scruples. Instead of "your loss," an aidel maidel talks about how separation of the sexes will bring moshiach quicker.

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  5. Uh huh. Hmmmm.... guess I just let the cat out of the bag..

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  6. Cute! (My Calculus professor multiple times referred to different proofs as "cute," so I feel fully justified to use that word).

    Anyways, we're not evil. We're just... super awesome... and stuff. Yeah.

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  7. Not only are we evil but we have cooties as well.

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  9. E is in fact a super Girl!
    Since we know E=MC^2
    In that
    E=Our dear Blogger
    Girls= Money
    So where that M = Money
    and C=Cooties (a derivative of girls have)
    Then if indeed E = money * Cooties ^2
    E is Girl squared!

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  10. Mottel, girls=money^2, not money. Are you forgetting your basic algebra?

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  11. I'm so weird. I look funny and want to grow a Jewfro

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  12. 1. In response to the incorrect comment e-mailed to everyone as posted under my name, you don't have girlfriends. For I hate to burst the bubble formed by your newly awakened hormones, but a girl who is a friend is not a girlfriend.

    2. As to the current comment gufa - Algebra is an Arabic word (al-jabr, الجبر) How can I rightfully remember a subject named in the language of those who kill my people!

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  13. I'm so not impressed with your comment!

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  14. Correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't you guys roommates?

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  15. And I'm so not impressed with how lazy you are! You won't even get out of bed to comment on what I say, I have to write it for you on my computer!

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  16. -C: Yes. Our relationship is such that we communicate by taking turns writing comments to each other on the same computer!

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  17. Okkkaaaayyyy.. I used to do that with mt roommates in seminary, but that was only if we didn't want anyone else to know what we were saying. We didn't broadcast our comments to the world.

    To each his own...

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  18. first of all - i am sitting here laughing. thank you Mottel!
    second - Mottel, from a man soon to be married! does your kallah know what you think of her species?

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  19. You have a very public relationship. I wonder now if it's staged.

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  20. -Cheerio: Thanks for what? What did I say?
    The kallah knows good and well. I'd wager that most honest women except the frailty and insanity of their species.

    -Sarabonne: come again?

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  21. *accept

    Are you looking for an editor to catch all your typos? I mean I seriously notice them all the time.

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  22. When I became frum I made a deal with the devil. I would be able to act like an FFB, but in return I lost my ability to spel and right in Englisch.

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  23. Mottel- I was thinking of reality shows, nereshkeit you should never behold. But in either case, many times they're staged. And Cheerio is thanking you for making her laugh.

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  24. Yes. For a nominal fee and the blood of a first born goat born on a full moon, I can arrange a meeting for you with him as well.

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  25. -Sarabonne Ask Sef about the reality show that our lives are . . . btw ask Cheerio what made her laugh, and why she no longer comments on my blog :-P

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  26. I guess I'd rather be me than a mimicry of an FFB.

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  27. Crown Heights the Real World?
    Cheerio has been needing to catch up on blog-reading for awhile, it's not personal.

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  28. and I think what made her laugh was this,
    "Our relationship is such that we communicate by taking turns writing comments to each other on the same computer."
    Perhaps also e.'s desire for a Jewfro...

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  29. That whole math equation is a guys way of swisting things around to fit his views. In short, it is a lie. I do not believe lies.

    I conclude: girls are cool, and guys are idiots.

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  30. Mottel: Thanks for writing the 12:36 comment for me. Greatly appreciated

    Listen folks, should the fact that I don't have a computer and the fact that I could speak to Mottel face to face get in the way of enjoying the full blogging experience?

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  31. Altie, perhaps I'm pointing out the obvious. The math was a joke

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  32. Prehaps I am pointing out the obvious: I know.

    I have too many brothers, I hate when this guy-girl thing comes up. Jokes, jokes, jokes, but not very funny.

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