Monday, November 23, 2009

Dear Sir or Madam,

To all my dear friends,

I'm sorry to inform you that I will no longer be accessible through this medium. If you wish to contact me, you can call 413 497 0071.

Thank you very much for your understanding. I apologize for any inconvenience this way have caused.

e
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22 comments:

  1. Just like a guyNovember 23, 2009 at 11:32 PM

    cute. very cute.

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  2. bonneNovember 23, 2009 at 11:38 PM

    I laughed, I cried, I snorted and then there was a hiccup.

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  3. Modeh B'MiktsasNovember 24, 2009 at 9:21 AM

    I second sarabonne.

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  4. MottelNovember 24, 2009 at 9:47 AM

    interesting

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  5. YossiNovember 24, 2009 at 10:49 AM

    very funny

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  6. UnknownNovember 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    peace

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  7. UnknownNovember 24, 2009 at 11:02 AM

    but why?

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  8. AltieNovember 24, 2009 at 11:45 AM

    yay! now I have an indian friend!

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  9. bonneNovember 24, 2009 at 12:59 PM

    I have a feeling that only a select few actually called the number.

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  10. הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"טNovember 24, 2009 at 1:21 PM

    I called this number in response to a chain email once. ..killed the cat.

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  11. הצעיר שלמה בן רפאל לבית שריקי ס"טNovember 24, 2009 at 1:22 PM

    This comment has been removed by the author.

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  12. UnknownNovember 24, 2009 at 1:26 PM

    ok im the one who didnt get it..
    (u mean all those people up there called it??)

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  13. e's secretariatNovember 24, 2009 at 2:06 PM

    Dear Mr. or Mrs. CHAYAIZ,

    That does appear to be the case.

    Sincerely yours,

    e's secretary
    ______________________
    The contents of this message, together with any attachments, are
    intended only for the use of the person(s) to which they are
    addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged
    information. Further, any information herein is
    confidential and protected by law. It is unlawful for unauthorized
    persons to use, review, copy, disclose, or disseminate confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient,
    immediately advise the sender and delete this message and any
    attachments. Any distribution, or copying of this message, or any
    attachment, is prohibited.

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  14. UnknownNovember 24, 2009 at 3:01 PM

    im deleting the message "not the intended recipient"

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  15. YitzchakNovember 24, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    ooohh. CHoshuv, you've got a mazkirus now.

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  16. e's secretariatNovember 24, 2009 at 9:47 PM

    Dear Mr. or Mrs. MODEH B'MIKTSAS,

    That does appear to be the case.

    Sincerely yours,

    e's secretary
    ______________________
    The contents of this message, together with any attachments, are
    intended only for the use of the person(s) to which they are
    addressed and may contain confidential and/or privileged
    information. Further, any information herein is
    confidential and protected by law. It is unlawful for unauthorized
    persons to use, review, copy, disclose, or disseminate confidential information. If you are not the intended recipient,
    immediately advise the sender and delete this message and any
    attachments. Any distribution, or copying of this message, or any
    attachment, is prohibited.

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  17. sarabonneNovember 24, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    ...and then the attachment blew up.

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  18. MushkieNovember 25, 2009 at 5:20 AM

    Psh psh. Self-destructing attachments. What next? Self-analyzing persuasive pieces?

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  19. Modeh B'MiktsasNovember 25, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    Next self criticizing poets

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  20. DowyNovember 25, 2009 at 3:26 PM

    first of all i never called cos i had no interest in contacting you.
    and now more importantly, about the poll - why is there no truant option for the guys? in england we call it bunking btw.

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  21. DowyNovember 25, 2009 at 3:30 PM

    and i refuse to play any silly games about secrataries and such - i know its really you writing all those rediculous messages.

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  22. mystery commenterNovember 26, 2009 at 10:51 AM

    "never enrolled"="always truant"

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Forth shall ye all hold.

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